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Committee
Seeks Exotic Quacks Witnesses recently reported an unruly gang of exotic ducks cruising our lakes and taking advantage of innocent mallards. "These ducks are killing our resident Mallards and they're not even from Texas", one concerned home owner said. As the news spread, a local rescue team swiftly moved in and secured the waterfront. This group, known as the Windermere Lake Duck Safety Committee, successfully captured 3 exotic ducks and removed them (unhurt) to a new, undisclosed location. In a discussion following the rescue operation, Capt. George, a leader of the group, said "Please refrain from bringing any new ducks/geese to the subdivision." An unconfirmed source also heard someone say, "don't mess with Texas Mallards". Thank you WLDS. |